Alanland

Alanland is the classiest nation on planet Earth. The country was formed by the Perkins Union seceding from the United States.

The capital of Alanland is Quindaro. The chief export of the country is Clearview. The official currency is the Numberwang, although several other currencies exist.

Alanland has pi houses of parliament, each of which are headed by an executive entitled "The Warbler". The chief executive is "The Grand Unified Alan of Alanland". The country is divided into oblasts.

The official dinner food of Alanland is peanut butter crackers drizzled with karo syrup. The national anthem is The Alan Parsons Project. Its official Music Type is blues music and its official bird is the common teal. Quoting long posts is the National Pastime.

In Alanland, one apologizes for the existence of goats. Goats are important to Alanland, even though they are not the official animal.

Alanland is known as the Great Brown North because it is both north of, and not north of, Alanland. However, the reverse is not true. Alanland is neither north of, nor not north of, Alanland.