Alan Figueroa

Alan Figueroa (T-FOO) is the seventh Grand Alan of Alanland. With the Monican brand nearly-fatally damaged by the preceding Colfax administration, the Toasters essentially had free reign to select the next Alan. The man they chose was Alan Figueroa.

Mr. Figueroa was best known for his quotation, "I am in disgust at what my country has become." Figueroa inherited a country greatly damaged, almost to the extent that it was after the Caterpillar War. Figueroa reached across the aisle and consulted the centenarian Alan Lower Wacker and Sir Douglas Flood on their deathbeds for advice on how to repair the country.

Not long after this meeting, mandatory purchase of top hats was instituted. The country was deeply divided about the change, with opponents branding him as a "Toaster In Name Only" and "the next Colfax". Supporters pointed out, however, that the top hats need not be worn, only purchased. The test of time fell in Figueroa's favor, however, and the purchase requirement revolutionized Alanland's economy and catapulted it to the vaunted position of the classiest nation on this Planet Earth.

Figueroa was succeeded by Alan Bannister.