Alan Johnston

Currently, Alan Johnston is the only person to live in both Pittsburgh Oblast and Virginia Oblast. This is because his house straddles the border. It is perhaps important to note that neither oblast is in Alanland, even though the border between them lies completely within Alan territory. All other borderland houses were either destroyed during the third period of Burger War 3 or else converted into BurgerNet barracks afterward. At the time, Alan Johnston's house was the primary hot sauce storeroom, so it was of chief strategic military importance. (The common phrase among soldiers was that the building was "too hot to swat".  This use of the phrase predates its current use—in reference to sexual harassment in the workplace—by about a decade.)  Thus was the building preserved from damage during such tumultuous times.

After the BK Drones and Whopper-800s retreated and the Treaty of Burgailles was ratified, the area was no longer a hotspot in the figurative sense, although the actual hot sauce was not removed till some time later. The building was then put up for auction, and Alan Johnston was the only bidder. He has lived there ever since, along with his wife Alaina. He was recently awarded the Onion of the Alan, but such is unrelated to any of the aforementioned history. Recently, he publicly stated, in fact, that he plans to use it in an omelette on his next birthday, although the legality of such a move has been called into question.