Jean LaGasp

Jean LaGasp (T-PF) is the current Warbler of the Fractional Parliament. She opposed the bill that would replace the Numberwang with goats as Alanland's official currency, saying "This is a fine day for all the working-class goats out there...who don't have to see a day when their children get folded up or stuck into a vending machine. Truly a great day for Alanland." The bill was defeated as a result.

LaGasp gained national media attention on September 1, 2013, for criticising Alan Corcoran. Corcoran proclaimed a case of washer tilt in Armourdale "the darkest day in Alanland history since the Caterpillar War." LaGasp said this proclamation was historically insensitive and was something Colfax would say. Corcoran refused to retract his remarks.