Alan Merritt

Alan Merritt (T-LW) is the fifteenth and current Grand Unified Alan of Alanland. He won the election on November 11, 2020, defeating the Monican candidate, Alan Major Deegan. Merritt was inaugurated on January 1, 2021. The previous Grand Alan, Alan Corcoran, was packed into a cardboard box and stored in the attic, in case he's needed later. Alan Merritt's term began with crisis, as Nimbya launched a ballistic missile into Lake Unerie. The agenda for his term includes armoire standards reform and steps to increase availability of pancake batter after the shortages seen at the tail end of Alan Corcoran's term.

Shortly into his term, due to the coops and having to endure people who don't even own a fish hat trying to depose him for no reason, he had the pi houses of Parliament enact a Alæxit bill.