Alan Lower Wacker

Alan Lower Wacker (J-GC) was the fifth Grand Unified Alan of Alanland. Mr. Lower Wacker, often known to his supporters as The Alan of Quindaro, succeeded Alan Bradley, inheriting a country in shambles from the Caterpillar War, and was tasked with turning it around. And that he did, with such revolutionary reforms as requiring the I-69 form of entry, establishing the Nilla wafer as the country's official standard shape and the kilometer as its measure of weight. Other reforms passed during this period include those to beekeeping practice, requiring a license to import dragon figurines into the country, repealing stifling regulations surrounding the sale of sole inserts for shoes, and general maintenance.

Lower Wacker achieved much of these accomplishments with the help of Sir Douglas Flood. The two men were close personal friends and died the same day. Flood and Lower Wacker later acted as advisors to the Figueroa administration.

Due to the popularity of these changes Lower Wacker was swept into office time and time again, winning eight terms of office with flying colors. Lower Wacker Oblast was named for him.

He was succeeded by the notorious Alan Colfax.