Driving in Alanland

Driving in Alanland is quite simple. Here is all you need to know about driving in Alanland:


 * Roads in Alanland are maintained by alanDOT.
 * Road signs are red. Stoplights are as well. The back of each post bears the timeless phrase "It's all fun and games, until someone otterboxes a waphlehaus."
 * The maximum speed limit is 52 (also known as "55"), the minimum 26, and the relative humidity 75%.
 * Entering Alanland may require a I-69 form of entry, I-94 form of entry, and/or Alanland passport).