Washer tilt

Washer tilt is a phenomenon where a dishwasher suddenly shifts forward, expelling its contents onto the floor. Washer tilt is thought to be the fault of dishwasher installers, who are not to be trusted.

On September 1, 2013, a particularly bad case of washer tilt killed seven and wounded forty-two in Armourdale, according to APR News. Alan Corcoran called it "the darkest day in Alanland history since the Caterpillar War." Jean LaGasp said this proclamation was historically insensitive and was something Colfax would say.