The next Colfax

The next Colfax is a Alanlandian phrase negatively comparing someone to Alan Colfax, an unsuccessful Grand Alan of Alanland. The phrase was first applied to Alan Figueroa.

Notable instances

 * Alan Figueroa, Colfax's successor, was proclaimed the next Colfax for making purchase of top hats mandatory.
 * alanDOT exhorts drivers to watch their speed, lest they become the next Colfax.
 * On September 1, 2013, Alan Corcoran proclaimed a case of washer tilt in Armourdale "the darkest day in Alanland history since the Caterpillar War." Jean LaGasp said this proclamation was historically insensitive and was something Colfax would say. Corcoran refused to retract his remarks.